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touching the duke's balls

Sat, 05 Jan 2008 06:24:24 GMT

Green Peace at Huntington Beach

Tue, 01 Jan 2008 22:28:11 GMT

So I met this fast talking motherfucker from Green Peace at Huntington Beach a few weeks ago. Dude was pretty cool, smelled a bit like weed and sold me bigtime about the dangers of all things un-eco primarily the oceans and shit. Oh, and about Charmin toilet paper... he said, "Don't you fucking dare use that toilet paper, those bitches are cutting down all the trees!!" Anyways, I said, "Hell yes I want to join the cause buddy, let's do it!" Then he wanted like 15 bucks a month or some shit so I just said how about a picture instead.

IE is piece of shit and so is your face... thank you maddox

Thu, 25 Oct 2007 12:41:06 GMT

alright, when i get pissed off i disregard all grammatical correctness...

bear with this post.

i reformatted my computer like a motherfucker this morning, and i decided to go microsoft default shatstyle... yea fuck yea i thought. no! shit no man, it's bullshit. it's all bullshit. i start using internet explorer and decided to forego firefox for the time being. is that the right word, forego? fucking probably not. anyways, IE is a piece of shit, you would think by now microsoft would have sucked it up and took some lessons from some of these sleeker browsers, but fuck that fuck shit. it's SLOW and fucking ugly and eats shittios. now i can't install sp2 on xp and i know it's from me using that piece of monster lizard shit on top of slimy cow shit internet explorer. fuck you.

thank you,
michael

Fox Orlando, Florida Republican debates and more thoughts on Ron Paul

Mon, 22 Oct 2007 06:07:12 GMT

Alright, so I think I have this figured out... Ron Paul is an internet SUPERSTAR! No doubt about it. When it comes to online polls, text messaging polls, or anything electronic, Ron Paul will always win. Always.

OK, not that he shouldn't - because he definitely should. Here's my thoughts on this: These are very different times, with very forms of media. Somewhere along the way, Ron Paul became an incredible force on the internet. And not just that, he became a huge force with the hardcore internet demographic. This means they will not let Ron Paul die. Did you know Ron Paul wins almost every single online poll and text messaging poll with his name in it? It's incredible. For example, the debates I watched tonite on FOX (bleh) had Ron Paul getting booed a few times. He didn't strike a chord with the audience... at all. However he won the "u-vote" feature ran by FOX... by a landslide. 37% to like 19% being the closest to him. There are some issues that some people do not agree on when it comes to Ron Paul, but JESUS! if this guy wins the Republican primary and gets some backing, it's going to get crazy.

Ron Paul rant...

Sun, 21 Oct 2007 09:22:33 GMT

Alright, I've finally jumped on the Ron Paul bandwagon. I'm not really sure what a bandwagon is, but I have heard people say they jump on bandwagons. Furthermore, I believe that's a good thing. Bandwagons that is, or actually jumping on them. I am a big fan of www.digg.com, and this is a portal for user submitted news and shit, ya know. Very hip it is... The Ron Paul thing has been going on for awhile now, but I haven't really paid much attention to it. This particular video is what really made me dig deeper into the minds of the Ron Paulaholics. Ron Paul: Stop Dreaming. This motherfucker is bad, a bad motherfucker. Ron Paul, in my eyes, and obviously in the eyes of a shitload of people comes at shit from a very rare angle. It's like BAM motherfucker BAM RAH. He's trying to change the foundation. He's alone among the republicans, but he's not crazy. Not crazy like that democrat dude, Mike Gravel. Ron Paul is courageous, a courageous motherfucker. Anyways, in that video there's a part where some guy is holding up a sign that says, "Dr. Ron Paul cured my apathy." !! That's how I felt after I watched a buttcreamload of Ron Paul media. I mean this guy, Ron Paul, is a bad motherfucker. It seems to me that if he was president he would talk to the American people, and people would listen. He would tell the truth, he would not lie. He cannot be faltered, he has a vision... he has a dream. It doesn't take an idiot to see it in his eyes, in his actions. He's a man of constitution. I do not understand politics enough to know why he will not ever be president, but I'd like to know why. It's just incredibly hip to like Ron Paul right now. I'm taking a fucking bubble bath. Here's me in my Ron Paul motherfucking t-shirt.